KARKAT VANTAS PLAYS MINECRAFT

I JUST WANTED TO MINE.

I DIDN’T WANT TO FUCKING BE SHOT BY SKELETONS.

HEY, LOOK AT THAT.

MORE BLUE SHIT.

I KEEP FINDING THIS BLUE SHIT EVERYWHERE.

I KILLED WHAT I THINK WAS THE HUMAN VERSION OF THE HEINOUS BROODS OF THE UNDEAD. I TOOK ITS HEADGEAR.

WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU’RE ALLOWED TO SET.

GET YOUR BLOCKY ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW.

I GOT OUT.

NOW I NEED FOOD.

DON’T EVER SAVE IN A MINE.

I AM SO FUCKING LOST.

JUST LEAVE ME TO DIE IN THIS BLOCKY HELL.

I’M BACK.

NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID I LEAVE OFF.

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT IS THE NOISE OF THE UNIVERSE AND ALL ITS CREATURES WHISPERING “FUCK YOU” INTO THE WIND.

I WON.